Masturbation Tips for Women:
We know a good recipe for banana bread, for after:
Take a firm banana, peel it and put in in a condom. Tie the end shut and use it like a dildo. It feels great and lifelike except that it gets soft fast, but it's still pretty good.
'V' Is for Vulva
A creative use for the Peace sign:
Lie down and use your middle and index fingers on one hand in the shape of a "v" to open your vaginal lips. With the index finger of your other hand go in between the "v" and rub the hood of your clit up, starting off slow and getting harder and harder and harder until you orgasm. The sensation is wonderful!
Stuck Like Glue
It's for a, uh, big art project -- yeah, that's it:
Buy a glue stick. It has to be the paper glue kind. They are big...very big. Rub it against your clit. Use the smaller end first, rubbing hard in small circles. (The circles are important!) Do not stick it in until you're about to come. It's fun. It is also a lot cheaper and less embarrassing than a dildo.
Fist and Shout
Gives your pussy a TKO:
This is so simple: take whichever hand you use the most, make a fist, and rest your vagina right on top of it. Move yourself onto your fist, and press yourself around it and around it, where your clit is. You'll feel just like you're having sex, without the dick inside you.
Cup O' Water
If you're too lazy or insufficiently nimble to scoot down to the faucet:
Instead of taking minutes to get yourself properly positioned in front of your bath tub faucet... just get a big cup and fill it up with hot water. Then lay in the tub with your legs spread apart, slowly pour the water onto you clit and refill it as many times as you need until your orgasm. I've been doing this for years and it works every time.
This tip is good for men too:
I love to have my nipples pinched while I'm masturbating, but don't have enough hands to do it all, so I use hair clips... the spring-loaded type with the sharp little teeth. Before you buy them, check to make sure they don't clamp too tight. Put them on your nipples, gives you both hands free to play with your pussy and clit.
The best parts of a man with none of the hassle:
Stuff an old pair of shorts with two pillows, on in each leg. Buy yourself a strap on dildo and put it over the shorts. This now actually feels like a guy's in between your legs. You can feel the heaviness of the pillows and then the dildo sliding and teasing as you move your hips under it. You can also lean it against the couch and straddle it and it stays perfectly still, giving you all the pleasure you need and it's totally hands free. You'll be cumming over and over again.
Talk about acrobatics in the service of a good cause:
First you have to be kinda short 5"5" at the highest. Now you also have to have a table that has round legs. Make sure you are wearing something loose...like pajama bottoms. Then prop your elbows on the table and wrap you legs around the leg. Go up and down, up and down. It feels SO great!
I wonder what kind of sound this makes:
For very nice clitoral stimulation take some plastic beads (the one you wear around you neck...like from mardi gras) and cut it so it's one long string. Stand with your legs parted and the beads between them. Pull the beads back and forth to rub against your clit. If you're not wet yet this can be kind of painful so tease yourself a little bit first. It also feels great if you run the beads under water first! The orgasm feels so incredible!
Sounds like fun, but you might want to just splurge on a shower massager:
Empty out the kitchen sink. Take the sprayer head off your sink sprayer. Climb up on the counter and scoot to the edge of one side of the sink. Hold on to the sprayer hose tightly and slowly turn on the water till it is on full force (I like the water to be almost scalding hot). Aim the hose at your clit and lean back and cum over and over again. It is even better if you have a friend to hold the hose for you. You can lay all the way down on the counter with your pussy hanging over the sink. That way your friend can switch from your clit to insert the water stream in your pussy or over your asshole for added stimulation. I always cum four or five times at least and even had to turn off the water and lay back on the counter once for about 20 minutes before I was able to move.
Oh, I just hope it doesn't pop:
Get two fair-sized pillows and pile them on top of each other. Next, get a balloon and fill it up with lukewarm water. After covering the pillows with a towel and making a small mound out of the towel (for something to ride on), place the water balloon in your panties (to ensure that it stays in place) After rocking on the balloon for 1 minute you'll have the most amazing orgasm ever!
Sometimes the simplest ways work the best:
Place the tip of your middle finger on the tip of your clit and place your index and ring fingers beside your clit and press them against the base your clit over and over again (like a pair of tweezers). It's something simple to be done, but the feeling in amazing. It works much better if you only do that when your clit is already hard with excitement.
I just love it when people get specific cuz then I can dig up a photo:
Get the 'Privado' hair brush, by 'Goody' and stick the handle up your pussy and move it very fast in and out. It feels great because there is a rippled rubber grip right before the bristles which rub again your clit and it feels GREAT!
The crazy stuff that goes on in high school gyms:
I just love finding some really tight fitting underwear and then getting a huge maxi pad and sticking it in. Then I wet myself and get on a soccer ball...basketballs work too...rock back and forth slowly at first, then faster and faster...fucking awesome orgasm. Also, you can wet your pad with hot water and put it on....ooooooh so fun.
Finally... Jet Success
Yet another satisfied reader:
I had been trying to get myself off for about week with no success so I "came" looking for help on this page. I tried more than few of these suggestions with no luck until, I read about the bathtub jets! WOW!!! Just as I thought i would never have an orgasm again it came! (In fact it came more than once) I made noises I haven't made ever! I suggest this to anyone and everyone who has the means to try it. It is the most wonderful thing I have ever experienced. Thank you so much for all of your wonderful ideas, I'll keep trying them if you keep adding them.
Come on Baby Drive My Car
If you see some woman swerving down the street with a big smile on her face, this is why:
I like to masturbate while driving with the cruise control on. The other cars on the road add a bit of excitement for me. Sometimes all it takes is the way my jeans rub against my clit to get me off, I rock back and forth in my car seat but can't move around much and I like that too. Sometimes I sit on a sweatshirt for added clit stimulation. Sometimes if I am really going for it I stick my hand down my pants and massage my clit until I cum. I love road trips...
Baby Got Back Massage
Bottom line, anything that vibrates will do the trick:
Get one of those back massagers, the ones that have the round vibrating things and different speeds. Put it to your clit and start of slow and then move the speed up until it's as high as it can go. It really works.
On The Rocks
I'm surprised no one has mentioned ice cubes. I love to masturbate with an ice cube inside my vagina. No words can express what the chill inside feels like.
In case you had any doubt, the French have all the fun:
Use a bidet and let the water hit your clit. When you begin to
We get so many variations on this submitted, it isn't funny:
When the water is running in your bathtub, put your legs up in the air against the wall underneath the faucet. Then spread your lips and let the hard water spray on your clit. It's the best!
Or maybe try a turkey baster:
Try using a large syringe (without the needle!). Fill it with warm water and insert it while rubbing your clit. Push it in and out (without releasing the water) until you're ready to climax. As you're coming, squirt the warm water into your pussy with 6 or 7 short bursts, like it's cum.
More Hair Brush
Just to clarify, put it in handle-side first:
Get a brush with a round handle (condom optional) and slide it in all the way. Then move it around in circles. The bristles will rub your clit.
Fill 'em Up
If ever someone was over-stimulated:
Take an AC-powered vibrator to your clit, a battery powered anal stimulator with an attached controller and a nice, fat, long dildo. Tease your clit with the electric vibrator (they're the best). When sufficiently juiced up, lube the anal vibe and stick in your ass slowly while working you clit with the electric vibe. Don't turn on the anal vibrator on just yet. Relax and enjoy the feeling of having your ass penetrated. Continue working your clit. Then, slowly work the dildo in and out while working your clit with the electric vibe. I like to occasionally suck my own juices off the dildo and then stick it back in. When you feel your orgasm approaching, I like to turn on the anal buzzer to high, and stroke that big dildo in me nice and fast while buzzing my clit. The contraction in my pussy eventually pushes the dildo out and I usually squirt my cum all over myself as I ride the waves of buzzing ecstasy. You will be arching your pelvis towards heaven as your entire perineum is stimulated to a fantastic orgasm. It's even better when my husband watches, strokes his cock for me and then sticks his cock into my only remaining orifice (my mouth) and cums at that same time as I do. All I can do is swallow and writhe, as there is nothing like having all of your orifices filled and stimulated simultaneously!
If one toy is good, two must be great:
I use a clit stimulator along with my dildo. Place the stimulator into position, insert dildo and turn on stimulator to what ever speed you like. It feels great to lay face down on the bed with these devices in me and it gets me to cum rather hard.
Hit the Clit
Don't forget the tease:
What works best for me is direct clitoral stimulation. I will wet my fingers from my mouth, from between my legs or with a product, such as K-Y liquid or baby oil. Then I use the first two fingers of both hands to spread the skin a little, the others to stroke. It is fabulous to begin stroking the center of the clitoris, then while continuing the strokes, move them around, then down, below the center of greatest sensitivity, every now and then bringing them stroking right back into the center, up onto the hardest part, then as orgasm approaches, back down....repeating this several times. What it amounts to is a self-tease of sorts and makes the resultant orgasm wonderfully intense. Watching with a mirror close up makes it even more fabulous.....LOL....I just have to be careful not to come too quick, or the intensity of the orgasm is too very reduced.
Two Heads are Better than One
Poor guy. She's probably disappointed to see him:
My boyfriend works out of state so I only see him on the weekends. While going through his stuff I found a double headed back massager. One head stays on my clit and the other right beneath my pussy. I turn it on sit in the rocking chair and start to rock back and forth. It gives me almost an instant orgasm. Its better than sex.
For even better results, use a video camera, and send me the tape:
I like to watch myself rubbing my clit in the mirror. I sit in front of it with my legs as wide apart as they will go. You would be surprised how much watching enhances the experience. I stick two fingers in my pussy and bang myself as hard as possible, then I rub my clit with my other hand, using saliva to wet it. It feels like having sex and being eaten out at the same time. The orgasm is incredible.
More Oral Hygiene
I wonder what a "warm and slippery orgasm" feels like:
When I masturbate, I find a good solid object to stick inside me. Those traveling toothbrush holders work well and I stick that in completely and either pump that in and out or put it in and slide down in the bath tub and let the water hit my clit while the holder is inside me. Works great cause it's shaped just like a penis.
I wonder what a "warm and slippery orgasm" feels like:
Take a wet, warm washcloth and put Vaseline on it. Lightly stroke it back and forth over your clit - it is awesome. I tease myself for as long as I can and then I press the washcloth hard against my pussy. The orgasm is warm and slippery.
Talk about a home entertainment center
For this, you need a Playstation, a vibrating controller and a Metal Gear Solid CD. Use the vibration test in the option menu of the game. Insert the edge of the controller to your pussy or clit, test the vibration and enjoy!
This is popular, so are electric pencil erasers and shavers:
Use an electric toothbrush! Rub it against your clit,, it feels so good.
I bet half the hairbrushes sold are actually used for this purpose:
I like to take the handle of a hairbrush, the thicker the better, put a condom on it, and use it as a dildo. If the handle isn't a perfect cylinder it's even better because you can rotate it inside you to put pressure on different places. I like to lie on my back in the bathtub, stick the handle in, and turn the water on so it hits my clit. When my pussy gets too wet and slippery that the hairbrush starts to slide out, scoot forward a little and the front wall of the bathtub will push it back in.
Not an unpleasant image:
I like to lie on my bed with my legs in the air and spread wide open. Usually, I prop my legs against the headboard. I rub my clit gently in a circular motion, getting more and more intense as I get more and more horny. When I start to get really aroused, I use my legs to thrust my lower torso into the air, up and off of the mattress. The orgasm is so great because you feel like you're defying gravity.
Rider on the Storm
No wonder teddy has a smile on his face:
Riding pillows or teddy bears works best for a slow build up to
an amazing orgasm.
Forget about swimming laps:
If you have a pool or hot tub, get in front of one of the jets or blowers and spread your legs as far as you can. Get kinda far from it and let it hit your clit and slowly begin to go closer to the jet. The closer you get the more intense the stimulation. You cum pretty quickly so I normally do it a few times. It feels so great. I usually stay in front of mine when the whole time I am in my pool
Slip and Slide
Just make sure you've scrubbed the tub clean first:
I like to straddle the edge of the bath tub with one leg inside the tub and one out, while slowly rocking back and forth, if you get the edge wet first too it works even better and it gives you a great feeling of slippery wetness that sends drives yours senses wild. It also makes great suction noises and can make you cum right away.
You go girl:
My husband works graveyard shifts, so when he is at work I like to play. We have a small collection of porno movies that I love to watch. I get naked and turn on a movie in the front room of the house. First I start with rubbing my nipples to make them nice and hard. Normally do this for at least 5 minutes. By the time I am ready to play with my clit it swells and throbs, I use a few drops of lube on my index finger and first rub lightly in a circular motion, I tease myself like this for a while. When I just cant take it any more I pinch my clit with the pointer finger and thumb of my right hand and I bang myself with at least two fingers on my left hand. I usually have vagina juice running out of my pussy and into my asshole. I love it so much and my husband has no idea.