On the Q-tip
Guys might try this with their foreskin and dickhead:
First of all you may want a friend for some help, but all you do is get a Q-tip and put some Vaseline or lube on it, then you sit with your legs spread. Pull the hood of your clit back and rub the Q-tip lightly over just your little clit. Then either you or your friend can put a vibrator inside of you until you are cumming with delight!
Slip 'n' Slide
Not just for leftovers:
Wrap a bunched up towel with Saran Wrap and put lube on it. It makes for a serious orgasmic experience. Put a few pillows together, place the wet, slippery towel on them and then ride it! It feels so naughty.
Like putty in your hands:
Go to an art store and buy some Plastiline clay. It's gray, and comes in blocks, about 4 lbs. Mold it into any shape dick you like, and stick a condom on it. Then you can use it as a dildo. The good thing is, you can always remold this clay. It's very realistic feeling.
New use for a classic kitchen implement:
Take the rubber bulb off a turkey baster and place it over your clit. Then squeeze it and release to create suction on your clit. It feels just like someone is sucking your pussy.
Just Bead It!
No wonder folks go nuts for those shiny trinkets:
I get a Mardi Gras necklace (beads) and cut it so it's one long string. Then I put it between my legs and hold it with one hand in front and one hand behind me. I saw it back and forth over my clit until I cum. It's amazing and cheaper than a vibrator.
Also works with those rubber snake bite kits:
Get an empty film cylinder, one of the little plastic ones. Lick the rim of it and put it over your clit. Squeeze the sides and it creates a suction. Gently flick it while you put the end of a hairbrush in your pussy. Also works well in the shower when you fill it with warm water.
Carrot on Clit
We tried it with Ranch Dressing, but it was too messy:
Lie on the bed and bend your legs so that your feet are flat on the mattress with your knees pointing up. Close your legs tight. Take a medium-size carrot and lube it with olive oil or baby oil. You may drop a little oil directly on your clit. Insert the carrot in your slit so that it doesn't go inside your vagina but is rubbing your clit. Start slow, then go very fast and keep rubbing it. The faster you rub the more pleasure you get. When you feel you are cumming, close your legs more tightly and lift up your hips and keep rubbing. You will have a great orgasm.
Cools you off on a hot day:
Take a butter knife with a rounded handle and put it in the refrigerator. When it gets nice and cold, take the knife out and stick the handle in your pussy. The coldness will feel really good inside and against your clit.
More Shower Power
The drawback is that you'll notice the tile needs cleaning:
Turn on the shower and adjust the temperature to your liking. Get on all fours and position yourself in the shower stream so it massages your ass while teasing your nipples. Then turn the faucet on and lie on your back underneath it. Let it pulsate on your asshole and then let it massage your clit until you explode.
Here's one time you'll be happy to "ride the cotton pony":
Get a maxi pad and soak it in some warm-to-hot water then put into to your panties. Ride something, like the edge of the tub. Go as fast or as slow as you like. Sometimes you have to stop and warm it up with some more water, but the warm, wet pressure is great!
Venus Razor Fan
For the extra dexterous, try shaving your pussy while you wank:
Take a nice hot bath, then put your Venus razor to work. Insert the handle end of it into your vagina turned sideways. Then as it gets pretty deep, turn it over with the rubber part downward. Start slow but then get super super super fast. Those ridges are spectacular!
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